are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
