He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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