Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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