It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Randomize
