He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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