Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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