Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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