oh god the rape fog is back!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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