last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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