Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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