Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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