they need to just BURY HIM!
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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