well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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