And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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