But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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