she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
His nipple licking is glorious
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