Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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