bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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