Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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