with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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