he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
