So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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