I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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