I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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