Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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