I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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