i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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