i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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