Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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