Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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