office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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