Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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