Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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