He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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