I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Damn victory sex feels great
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