Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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