The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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