if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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