were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hippo gnu deer
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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