Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
it's like heaven, but drunker
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
