you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's official drugs can't kill me
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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