Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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