I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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