Porn is love you can see.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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