Whod you bang
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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