Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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