Dual....:-)
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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