dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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