I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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