we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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