Sry I called you an 8
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So apparently I’m into choking now
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