I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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