somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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