sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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