You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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